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Spy report on The_Frayed_Ends of Sanity [518] successful
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Staff Recalled. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 852,839 people from SUPERFLY of SNOOKA [142] will arrive to attack you. |
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A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 2 ticks, 100,967 currently visible. Mob sent from Long of Triads [2236] to attack you. |
[range] 5,389,237 allied RPG Trooper attacked and killed 100,000 hostile staff.
Dead: 100,000 enemies dead. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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A large, jolly looking fat man in a filthy red suit and smelling of
stale beer came staggering through your office. He sat on a chair,
patted his lap, leered at you and said 'Wannanana... wanna come an' an'
an... 'ave a sit on santies knee?'. He then got up, flicked the end of
a cigarette at you, and staggered back out, singing something like
'You're going home in the back of an aaaambulance! You're going home in
the back of an ambulaaaance!'. What a pleasant, happy fellow... |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 100,000 people from SUPERFLY of SNOOKA [142] will arrive to attack you. |
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[close] 261,151,703 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 1,337 hostile staff.
[close] 161,032,378 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 1 hostile staff.
[close] 765,137 allied Stealth Thief stole 8,213 land. [3,481] tree. [3,640] bush. [564] flower. [528] grass.
[close] 2,046,623 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 4 land. [2] tree. [2] bush.
[close] 53,660 allied Wheelbarrower stole 2 land. [1] tree. [1] bush.
Dead: 1,338 enemies dead. |
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[range] 132,500,343 allied Striker attacked and killed 26 hostile staff.
[range] 161,032,378 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 25,319,938 hostile staff.
[range] 43,997,069 allied Assassin attacked and killed 17,386,052 hostile staff.
[range] 75,862,745 hostile Hooligan attacked and disabled 34,918,262 allied staff.
[range] 44,589,196 allied Grenadier attacked and killed 24,263,649 hostile staff.
[range] 221,945,934 allied Ninja attacked and killed 14,694,446 hostile staff.
[range] 115,345,327 allied Petrol Bomber attacked and killed 41,971,248 hostile staff.
Disabled: 34,918,262 friendlies disabled. Dead: 123,635,359 enemies dead. |
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[range] 100,000,001 allied Biker attacked and killed 10,000,000 hostile staff.
[range] 134,696,969 allied Striker attacked and killed 17,384,182 hostile staff.
[range] 207,212,526 hostile Terrorist attacked and killed 1,392,140,120 allied staff.
[range] 288,017,977 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 85,527,411 hostile staff.
[range] 169,001,145 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 255,987,235 hostile staff.
[range] 46,926,012 allied Assassin attacked and killed 24,639,778 hostile staff.
[range] 189,528,205 hostile Hooligan attacked and disabled 70,234,498 allied staff.
[range] 217,894,452 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 504,977,154 allied staff.
[range] 44,391,385 allied Grenadier attacked and killed 41,269,692 hostile staff.
[range] 220,978,288 allied Ninja attacked and killed 160,140,209 hostile staff.
[range] 786,961 hostile Petrol Bomber attacked and killed 661,349 allied staff.
[range] 113,093,836 allied Petrol Bomber attacked and killed 100,532,430 hostile staff.
[range] 198,892,290 allied Apache Longbow attacked and killed 134,480,758 hostile staff.
[range] 95,905,703 allied Jeep attacked and killed 16,391,791 hostile staff.
[range] 28,066,387 allied Heavy Weapons attacked and killed 2,603,023 hostile staff.
[range] 4,450,143 allied Officer attacked and killed 964,190 hostile staff.
Disabled: 70,234,498 friendlies disabled. Dead: 1,897,778,623 friendlies dead. 849,920,699 enemies dead. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 2 ticks, 9,220,105 currently visible. Mob sent from Long of Triads [2236] to attack you. |
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News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 1,663,511 people from Trotters of Peckham [526] will arrive to attack you. |
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[close] 5,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 500,000 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 6,681,882 allied staff.
[both] 10,000,000 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 3,468,118 allied staff.
Distracted: 6,681,882 friendlies distracted. Dead: 3,968,118 friendlies dead. |
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The only injury sustained was when little Henry tripped over and grazed his knee. Otherwise, it was uneventful.
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Staff Recalled. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 47,784,098 people from Diminisher of Barabolica [76] will arrive to defend you. |
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There was a lot of shouting, jeering and finger-raising, but generally not a lot happened.
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A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 3 ticks, 17,762,831 currently visible. Mob sent from NoNameLikeYou of ILoveYcats [554] to attack you. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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You sent 13,950,668 employees to defend Diminisher of Barabolica [76], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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You sent 8,700,000 employees to attack Destroyer of Units [6], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. |
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News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 1 people from Destroyer of Units [6] will arrive to attack you. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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Staff Recalled. |
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You sent 1 employees to attack Secrets of Stealth [2048], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks. |
[range] 5,389,237 allied RPG Trooper attacked and killed 1,027,559 hostile staff.
Dead: 1,027,559 enemies dead. |
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News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 1,027,559 people from Happiness of Having_You [1012] will arrive to attack you. |
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[close] 47,170,231 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 102,386,718 hostile staff.
[close] 681,226 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 1,679 hostile staff.
Disabled: 102,386,718 enemies disabled. Dead: 1,679 enemies dead. |
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[range] 47,170,231 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 102,388,397 hostile staff.
[range] 681,226 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 2,898 hostile staff.
Disabled: 102,388,397 enemies disabled. Dead: 2,898 enemies dead. |
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[range] 47,170,231 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 102,391,295 hostile staff.
[range] 681,226 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 6,102 hostile staff.
Disabled: 102,391,295 enemies disabled. Dead: 6,102 enemies dead. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target. |
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Staff Recalled. |
[close] 2,500,000 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 132,505 hostile staff.
[close] 289,314 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 88,297 hostile staff.
[close] 4,610,866 allied Attack Dog attacked and killed 489,522 hostile staff.
Distracted: 132,505 enemies distracted. Dead: 577,819 enemies dead. |
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You sent 5,500,000 employees to defend Destroyer of Units [6], they are set to arrive in 2 ticks. |
[close] 50,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 224 land. [47] tree. [125] bush. [26] flower. [26] grass.
[close] 1,000 allied Wheelbarrower stole 1 land. [1] bush.
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Fortunately we remembered to bring the kettle with us, since we didn't have a lot else to do.
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[range] 1,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked and killed 172,271 hostile staff.
[range] 2,500,000 allied Ninja attacked and killed 821,000 hostile staff.
Dead: 993,271 enemies dead. |
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You sent 1,551,000 employees to attack Happiness of Having_You [1012], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks. |
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A Class-4 tactical Borg Cube hailed us across all known frequencies. We
were told, in a voice that sounded like a million voices; 'We are the
Borg. We will add your technological and biological distinctiveness to
our collective. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Lower your shields
and prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.' They sounded pretty serious... |
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