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Server time: 19:12:14 GMT The_Year of Yiyou [2005] Next tick: 19:20:00 GMT
  Funds: £2,215,714,158     Rank: 1,058     Score: 557,856,762     Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Late morning  
A clear blue sky
Spy report on The_Year of Yiyou [2005] successful

Reported News
Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,667,670 people from Scourge of The_Battlefield [2476] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,599,582 people from Scourge of The_Battlefield [2476] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1845]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking test of land_ [1845]
[close] 100 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 67 allied staff.
[close] 542,370 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 1,856,857 allied staff.
[close] 27,175 allied Arsonist destroyed 330,246 planted plants. [85,607] planted trees. [112,161] planted bushes. [44,159] planted flowers. [88,319] planted grass.
[close] 93,617 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 339 land. [177] tree. [122] bush. [20] flower. [20] grass.

Distracted: 67 friendlies distracted.
Dead: 1,856,857 friendlies dead.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [2476]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Scourge of The_Battlefield [2476]
[close] 599,582 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 4,765,310 allied staff.
[close] 45,869 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 382 land. [137] tree. [243] bush. [1] flower. [1] grass.

Dead: 4,765,310 friendlies dead.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1308]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Jellyman of Jellyman_Bassett-Boy [1308]
[close] 4,372,456 hostile Small Droid attacked and disabled 29,998,330 allied staff.
[close] 52,884 hostile Stunbot attacked and disabled 2,310,629 allied staff.
[close] 88,625 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 345 land. [298] tree. [35] bush. [6] flower. [6] grass.

Disabled: 32,308,959 friendlies disabled.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [890]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cult of Personality [890]
[range] 125,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 6,483,549 allied staff.
[close] 4,400,533 hostile Biker attacked and killed 5,179,427 allied staff.
[close] 75,151 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked and disabled 2 allied staff.
[range] 513,060,530 hostile Terrorist attacked and killed 350,699 allied staff.
[range] 38,832 hostile Petrol Bomber attacked and killed 30,236 allied staff.
[range] 4,133,862 hostile Hypnotist attacked and bribed 3,929,008 allied staff.
[range] 250,178,657 hostile Marine attacked and killed 36,103,963 allied staff.

Disabled: 2 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 48,147,874 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,929,008 friendlies bribed.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [2476]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Scourge of The_Battlefield [2476]
[range] 482,418 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 4,104,842 allied staff.

Dead: 4,104,842 friendlies dead.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1845]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking test of land_ [1845]
[range] 542,370 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 1,904,532 allied staff.
[range] 464,304 hostile Ninja attacked and killed 4,531,836 allied staff.

Dead: 6,436,368 friendlies dead.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1308]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Jellyman of Jellyman_Bassett-Boy [1308]
Tired of hanging around, we all decided to get to know each other. Big George 'The Ripper' likes knitting.

Fri, 28th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [890]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cult of Personality [890]
[range] 3,870,575 allied Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 3,018,576 hostile staff.
[range] 45,259,517 hostile Striker attacked and killed 9,604,100 allied staff.
[range] 498,650,850 hostile Terrorist attacked and killed 31,272,948 allied staff.
[range] 1,555,560 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 8,446,283 hostile staff.
[range] 56,553,391 hostile Apache Longbow attacked and killed 1,610,134 allied staff.
[range] 1,659,126 hostile Hypnotist attacked and bribed 1,316,512 allied staff.
[range] 250,178,657 hostile Marine attacked and killed 9,063,564 allied staff.

Dead: 51,550,746 friendlies dead. 11,464,859 enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,316,512 friendlies bribed.

Thu, 27th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [2476]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Scourge of The_Battlefield [2476]
[range] 365,253 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 3,420,704 allied staff.

Dead: 3,420,704 friendlies dead.

Thu, 27th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1308]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Jellyman of Jellyman_Bassett-Boy [1308]
The lads got a bit bored, so they decided to have a game of cards.

Thu, 27th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1845]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking test of land_ [1845]
[range] 542,370 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 1,765,054 allied staff.
[range] 464,304 hostile Ninja attacked and killed 4,988,251 allied staff.

Dead: 6,753,305 friendlies dead.

Thu, 27th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [890]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cult of Personality [890]
[range] 138,642 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 352,048 hostile staff.
[range] 166,584,802 hostile Hypnotist attacked and bribed 16,037,640 allied staff.

Disabled: 352,048 enemies disabled.
Bribed: 16,037,640 friendlies bribed.

Thu, 27th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 27th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 15,491,640 employees to attack Cult of Personality [890], they are set to arrive in 3 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 18,651,441 employees to attack Scourge of The_Battlefield [2476], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 25,000 employees to attack Night_Ninja of Night_Dynasty [1130], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 35,100,000 employees to attack Jellyman of Jellyman_Bassett-Boy [1308], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 30,128,041 employees to attack test of land_ [1845], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 10,050,000 employees to attack joe211 of zzz [2263], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [472]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking State of Hysteria [472]
[close] 59,107 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 42,143 allied staff.
[close] 9,636 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 352 land. [81] tree. [258] bush. [7] flower. [6] grass.

Distracted: 42,143 friendlies distracted.

Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [2057]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking brett of foxgiant [2057]
[close] 11,021 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 26,985 allied staff.
[close] 126,321 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 185,345 allied staff.
[close] 1,143,516 hostile Small Droid attacked and disabled 11,630,622 allied staff.
[close] 319,133 hostile Stunbot attacked and disabled 3,171,511 allied staff.
[close] 11,976 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 311 land. [227] tree. [44] bush. [19] flower. [21] grass.

Distracted: 26,985 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 14,987,478 friendlies disabled.

Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [472]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking State of Hysteria [472]
Some of the lads started talking about the weather. Things are pretty dull here. Oh, and apparently, it looks like rain.

Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 460,301 employees to attack Scared of Dying [7], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [2057]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking brett of foxgiant [2057]
There was a lot of shouting, jeering and finger-raising, but generally not a lot happened.

Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [472]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking State of Hysteria [472]
Bored, we decided to have a cup of tea and some biscuits. Spirits were dampened upon realisation of two things. 1: No biscuits. 2: No tea.

Wed, 26th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [2057]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking brett of foxgiant [2057]
Besides some singing along the lines of "You're going home in the back of an ambulance!", nothing much happened.

Tue, 25th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 160,000 employees to attack State of Hysteria [472], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Tue, 25th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 15,026,439 employees to attack brett of foxgiant [2057], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Mon, 24th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 23rd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 22nd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon, 17th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 12th Feb, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 12th Feb, year 6. Late morning Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 99,332,471 employees to defend Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288], they are set to arrive in 8 ticks.
Wed, 12th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 12,617,715 people from B 8 of The Bots [2069] will arrive to attack you.
Sun, 9th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 9,026 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 5,351 hostile staff.
[close] 6,183 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 361 land. [167] tree. [152] bush. [22] flower. [20] grass.

Distracted: 9,026 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 5,351 enemies disabled.

Sun, 9th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 138,642 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 25,000 hostile staff.

Disabled: 25,000 enemies disabled.

Sun, 9th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 138,642 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 25,000 hostile staff.

Disabled: 25,000 enemies disabled.

Sun, 9th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 8th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [2288]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288]
[range] 3,000,000 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 1,337 allied staff.

Dead: 1,337 friendlies dead.

Sat, 8th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 8th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 25,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Sat, 8th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1,337 employees to attack Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288], they are set to arrive in 2 ticks.
Sat, 8th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [955]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cupnoodle of GongJaiMeen [955]
[close] 8,500,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 37,402,135 allied staff.
[close] 7,099 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 33,988 allied staff.
[close] 1,000,000 hostile News Van attacked and distracted 29,523,548 allied staff.
[close] 90,621 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 325 land. [173] tree. [113] bush. [22] flower. [17] grass.
[close] 37,152 allied Wheelbarrower stole 2 land. [1] tree. [1] bush.

Distracted: 66,959,671 friendlies distracted.

Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [955]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cupnoodle of GongJaiMeen [955]
[range] 8,500,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 39,595,946 allied staff.
[range] 7,099 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 34,241 allied staff.

Distracted: 39,630,187 friendlies distracted.

Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [2288]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288]
[range] 1,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 1,337 allied staff.

Dead: 1,337 friendlies dead.

Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [955]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cupnoodle of GongJaiMeen [955]
[range] 8,500,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 38,932,699 allied staff.
[range] 7,099 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 32,250 allied staff.

Distracted: 38,964,949 friendlies distracted.

Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Late morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1,337 employees to attack Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Late morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 98,752,778 employees to attack Cupnoodle of GongJaiMeen [955], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
Instead of hanging around doing nothing, we got some target practise and pelted stones at the windows.

Fri, 7th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 517,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 16,048 hostile staff.

Distracted: 16,048 enemies distracted.

Thu, 6th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 517,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 1,011,217 hostile staff.
[close] 800,099 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 216,818 allied staff.
[range] 138,472 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 16,048 hostile staff.
[close] 1,477,735 allied Yob attacked and disabled 806,163 hostile staff.
[close] 189,518 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 126,959 allied staff.
[close] 1,953,880 allied Small Droid attacked and disabled 189,518 hostile staff.

Distracted: 216,818 friendlies distracted. 1,011,217 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 126,959 friendlies disabled. 1,011,729 enemies disabled.

Thu, 6th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 198,247 hostile staff.

Disabled: 198,247 enemies disabled.

Thu, 6th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 195,714 hostile staff.

Disabled: 195,714 enemies disabled.

Thu, 6th Feb, year 6. Late morning Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 4,000,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to defend you.
Thu, 6th Feb, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 5th Feb, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 16,048 people from mastert of puzzles [2315] will arrive to attack you.
Wed, 5th Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 5th Feb, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 24,048 people from mastert of puzzles [2315] will arrive to attack you.
Wed, 5th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 2,006,898 people from BoBo of D'BattleBrigade [1129] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Wed, 5th Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1809]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking BRoKeN_SWoRD of PRaYa_PiCHai [1809]
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 297,274 allied staff.
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked and killed 4,342,292 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 528,082 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 hostile Heavy Thug attacked and killed 3,057,699 allied staff.
[close] 4,000,000 hostile Jeep attacked and killed 5,266,881 allied staff.
[close] 27,802 allied Arsonist destroyed 479,950 planted plants. [102,096] planted trees. [179,136] planted bushes. [71,360] planted flowers. [127,358] planted grass.
[close] 25,672 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 457 land. [211] tree. [185] bush. [33] flower. [28] grass.
[close] 10,168 allied Wheelbarrower stole 2 land. [1] tree. [1] bush.

Distracted: 297,274 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 528,082 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 12,666,872 friendlies dead.

Wed, 5th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1809]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking BRoKeN_SWoRD of PRaYa_PiCHai [1809]
[range] 1,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked and killed 9,258,256 allied staff.
[range] 8,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked and disabled 5,774,802 allied staff.
[range] 4,000,000 hostile Jeep attacked and killed 9,591,672 allied staff.

Disabled: 5,774,802 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 18,849,928 friendlies dead.

Tue, 4th Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1809]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking BRoKeN_SWoRD of PRaYa_PiCHai [1809]
[range] 1,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked and killed 8,395,285 allied staff.
[range] 8,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked and disabled 5,890,133 allied staff.
[range] 4,000,000 hostile Jeep attacked and killed 9,333,970 allied staff.

Disabled: 5,890,133 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 17,729,255 friendlies dead.

Tue, 4th Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 50,035,048 employees to attack BRoKeN_SWoRD of PRaYa_PiCHai [1809], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 1,774,585 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 415,246 hostile staff.

Disabled: 415,246 enemies disabled.

Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 1,774,585 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 415,246 hostile staff.

Disabled: 415,246 enemies disabled.

Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 2,000,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to defend you.
Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 1,500,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to defend you.
Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 1,774,585 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 515,246 hostile staff.

Disabled: 515,246 enemies disabled.

Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Government incoming defences
Riot police streamed out of huge vans, donned in heavy body armour, tear gas and riot shields, totalling 1,774,585 in number.
Mon, 3rd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 60,809 hostile staff.

Disabled: 60,809 enemies disabled.

Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 4,639 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 59,577 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 3,206 hostile staff.
[close] 62,023 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 424 land. [196] tree. [178] bush. [26] flower. [24] grass.

Distracted: 4,639 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 62,783 enemies disabled.

Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 43,375 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 35,230 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 26,869 hostile staff.
[close] 9,885 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 500 land. [231] tree. [210] bush. [31] flower. [28] grass.

Distracted: 43,375 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 62,099 enemies disabled.

Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early Evening Government Recall
The Government recalled a defensive mob when it was decided they were no longer required.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 5 allied SAS attacked and killed 6 hostile staff.
[both] 5,961,161 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 1,648,102 hostile staff.

Disabled: 1,648,102 enemies disabled.
Dead: 6 enemies dead.

Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 5 allied SAS attacked and killed 6 hostile staff.
[both] 5,961,161 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 4,465,352 hostile staff.

Disabled: 4,465,352 enemies disabled.
Dead: 6 enemies dead.

Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 415,246 people from Commander of Full_Mental_Jacket [1433] will arrive to attack you.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 4,140,066 people from Commander of Full_Mental_Jacket [1433] will arrive to attack you.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Government incoming defences
Helicopters flew in overhead, dropping lines down around our land. Figures dressed in black, faces covered with balaclavas, dropped down the lines, assault rifles strapped to their backs. We couldn't be sure how many just yet.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 5 allied SAS attacked and killed 5 hostile staff.
[both] 1,558,613 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 3,068,303 hostile staff.
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 7,270 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 44,725 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 4,479 hostile staff.
[close] 16,131 hostile Stealth Thief stole 588 land. [272] tree. [247] bush. [36] flower. [33] grass.

Distracted: 7,270 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 3,117,507 enemies disabled.
Dead: 5 enemies dead.

Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Government incoming defences
Helicopters flew in overhead, dropping lines down around our land. Figures dressed in black, faces covered with balaclavas, dropped down the lines, assault rifles strapped to their backs. We couldn't be sure how many just yet.
Sun, 2nd Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 42,405 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 227,183 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 28,229 hostile staff.
[close] 106,082 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 693 land. [320] tree. [291] bush. [43] flower. [39] grass.

Distracted: 42,405 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 255,412 enemies disabled.

Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 42,281 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 320,783 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 24,497 hostile staff.
[close] 29,289 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 814 land. [377] tree. [342] bush. [50] flower. [45] grass.

Distracted: 42,281 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 345,280 enemies disabled.

Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early Evening Stealth detected
A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 2 ticks, 217,851 currently visible. Mob sent from Elric of Melnibone [701] to attack you.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 34,804 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 288,499 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 21,579 hostile staff.
[close] 108,236 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 956 land. [443] tree. [401] bush. [59] flower. [53] grass.
[close] 20,012 hostile Wheelbarrower stole 2 land. [1] tree. [1] bush.

Distracted: 34,804 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 310,078 enemies disabled.

Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early Evening Government Recall
The Government recalled a defensive mob when it was decided they were no longer required.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 100,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 1 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 62,741,000 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 13,108,374 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 392 hostile staff.
[close] 496,598 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 55,292 allied staff.

Distracted: 55,292 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 13,108,766 enemies disabled.

Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late morning Stealth detected
A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 2 ticks, 80,000 currently visible. Mob sent from RenQiang of Singapore [1923] to attack you.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late morning Government incoming defences
Riot police streamed out of huge vans, donned in heavy body armour, tear gas and riot shields, totalling 17,473,107 in number.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 45,267,893 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 40,231,617 hostile staff.
[range] 565,676 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 134,906 allied staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 45,471 hostile staff.
[range] 1,537,254 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 179,093 allied staff.
[range] 319 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 268 allied staff.

Distracted: 314,267 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 40,277,088 enemies disabled.

Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 69,868 people from Qu33n of H3arts [380] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Government incoming defences
Riot police streamed out of huge vans, donned in heavy body armour, tear gas and riot shields, totalling 45,267,893 in number.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 4,844,092 allied SAS attacked and killed 15,047,886 hostile staff.
[both] 27,812,653 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 62,625,431 hostile staff.
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 4,107 hostile staff.
[range] 741,363 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 1,203,516 allied staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 44,506 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 2,772 hostile staff.
[range] 1,781,857 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 389,451 allied staff.
[range] 1,845 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 3,265 allied staff.
[close] 567,630 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,122 land. [520] tree. [472] bush. [68] flower. [62] grass.

Distracted: 1,596,232 friendlies distracted. 4,107 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 62,672,709 enemies disabled.
Dead: 15,047,886 enemies dead.

Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 49,897 people from seat of toilet [263] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 1,010,000 people from chain of command [2434] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 69,868 people from Qu33n of H3arts [380] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,515,000 people from Stalker of your_things [782] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 1st Feb, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 4,844,092 allied SAS attacked and killed 15,821,998 hostile staff.
[both] 27,812,653 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 66,294,436 hostile staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 36,836 hostile staff.
[close] 245,455 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,320 land. [612] tree. [556] bush. [80] flower. [72] grass.

Disabled: 66,331,272 enemies disabled.
Dead: 15,821,998 enemies dead.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 350,391 people from One_more_Fix of Adrenaline [1146] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[both] 5,092,592 allied SAS attacked and killed 16,598,649 hostile staff.
[both] 27,832,618 allied Riot Police attacked and disabled 37,557,544 hostile staff.
[range] 387,101 hostile Secret Agent attacked and killed 268,879 allied staff.
[range] 139,979 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 53,991 hostile staff.

Disabled: 37,611,535 enemies disabled.
Dead: 268,879 friendlies dead. 16,598,649 enemies dead.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 100,000 people from Table of Contents [54] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 23,879 employees to defend Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1,337 employees to attack Table of Contents [54], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 3,106,491 people from A_City of Angels_and_Demons [1661] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 1 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to defend you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 3,147,798 people from Cup of Tea [860] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 1,222,222 people from Vikingfjord of Arcus [265] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Government incoming defences
Helicopters flew in overhead, dropping lines down around our land. Figures dressed in black, faces covered with balaclavas, dropped down the lines, assault rifles strapped to their backs. We couldn't be sure how many just yet.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 40,223 hostile staff.
[range] 140,136 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 54,285 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 25,975 hostile staff.
[close] 75,146 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,556 land. [721] tree. [655] bush. [95] flower. [85] grass.
[close] 24,546 hostile Wheelbarrower stole 4 land. [2] tree. [2] bush.

Distracted: 40,223 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 80,260 enemies disabled.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 30,500,000 people from UntilTheEnd of Time [434] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 530,000 people from Its_Been_One of Those_Days [20] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 4,766,666 people from Vikingfjord of Arcus [265] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 140,136 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 218,503 hostile staff.

Disabled: 218,503 enemies disabled.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 630,915 people from A_Cruel_Taste of Winter [162] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 430,915 people from A_Cruel_Taste of Winter [162] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 2,130,915 people from A_Cruel_Taste of Winter [162] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,130,915 people from A_Cruel_Taste of Winter [162] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 140,136 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 269,209 hostile staff.

Disabled: 269,209 enemies disabled.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,000 people from Sign of the_cross [38] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 6,100,000 people from Nocture of Shadows [82] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 37,801 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 26,881 hostile staff.
[close] 449,638 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,834 land. [849] tree. [771] bush. [112] flower. [102] grass.

Distracted: 37,801 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 26,881 enemies disabled.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 20,000 people from i'm of fline [1351] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 45,500,000 people from All of YourBaseBelongToUs [109] will arrive to attack you.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [890]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Cult of Personality [890]
[range] 150,745,081 hostile Hypnotist attacked and bribed 10,000,000 allied staff.

Bribed: 10,000,000 friendlies bribed.

Fri, 31st Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 17,964 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 44,729 hostile staff.
[range] 140,136 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 318,868 hostile staff.
[close] 5,915 allied Yob attacked and disabled 26,983 hostile staff.
[close] 87,534 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,157 land. [998] tree. [907] bush. [132] flower. [120] grass.

Distracted: 44,729 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 345,851 enemies disabled.

Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 35,970,000 people from UntilTheEnd of Time [434] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 51,000,000 people from A_Chipset of nVIDIA [6] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 42,702,600 people from Godfather of Soul [16] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 5,500,000 people from Cult of Personality [890] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 201,000,000 people from A_Chipset of nVIDIA [6] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 140,136 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 320,394 hostile staff.

Disabled: 320,394 enemies disabled.

Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 10,000,000 employees to attack Cult of Personality [890], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 577,404 people from Night of The_Poms [100] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 26,020 people from The_Empour of The_Battlegrounds [982] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 100,008 people from The_Start_ of A_Revolution [605] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 140,136 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 315,431 hostile staff.

Disabled: 315,431 enemies disabled.

Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 51,000,000 people from A_Chipset of nVIDIA [6] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,200,017 people from The_Start_ of A_Revolution [605] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 400,000 people from ThePrince of Darkness [214] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 750,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to attack you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 9,250,000 people from Comtemplation of Thoughts [2288] will arrive to defend you.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 30th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 272,995 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 538,522 hostile staff.
[close] 723,373 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 225,169 allied staff.
[close] 18,969,719 hostile Secret Agent attacked and killed 2,188,728 allied staff.
[close] 13,167,285 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 4,943,221 allied staff.
[close] 211,304 allied Yob attacked and disabled 788,121 hostile staff.
[close] 7,718,642 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 94,161 allied staff.
[close] 13,379 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 8,225 allied staff.
[close] 3,071,481 hostile Cloner attacked and bribed 4,595,566 allied staff.
[close] 146,143 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,538 land. [1,175] tree. [1,067] bush. [155] flower. [141] grass.

Distracted: 225,169 friendlies distracted. 538,522 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 94,161 friendlies disabled. 788,121 enemies disabled.
Dead: 7,140,174 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,595,566 friendlies bribed.

Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 9,450,069 people from TheEnd of WhatWas [63] will arrive to attack you.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 42 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 17 allied staff.
[range] 329,529 allied Biker attacked and killed 1,844,094 hostile staff.
[range] 18,969,719 hostile Secret Agent attacked and killed 5,717,657 allied staff.
[range] 13,167,285 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 5,931,776 allied staff.
[range] 10,792,504 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 6,498,164 hostile staff.
[range] 6,939,074 hostile Nutter attacked and disabled 772,249 allied staff.
[range] 1,019,631 hostile Ninja attacked and killed 215,329 allied staff.
[range] 12,820 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 2,610 allied staff.

Disabled: 772,249 friendlies disabled. 6,498,164 enemies disabled.
Dead: 11,867,389 friendlies dead. 1,844,094 enemies dead.

Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 13,902,938 people from One_more_Fix of Adrenaline [1146] will arrive to attack you.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 42 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 24 allied staff.
[range] 1,182,015 allied Biker attacked and killed 4,099,200 hostile staff.
[range] 3,358,428 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 20,088,376 hostile staff.
[range] 19,596,509 hostile Secret Agent attacked and killed 31,744,380 allied staff.
[range] 13,844,160 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 7,853,937 allied staff.
[range] 17,292,499 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 10,292,597 hostile staff.
[range] 3,868,264 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 12,950,446 hostile staff.
[range] 6,877,378 hostile Nutter attacked and disabled 853,836 allied staff.
[range] 1,004,144 hostile Ninja attacked and killed 1,374,375 allied staff.
[range] 12,498 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 8,404 allied staff.

Disabled: 853,836 friendlies disabled. 10,292,597 enemies disabled.
Dead: 40,981,120 friendlies dead. 37,138,022 enemies dead.

Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 29th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 3,358,429 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 69 hostile staff.

Dead: 69 enemies dead.

Tue, 28th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 180,743,945 people from Vikingfjord of Arcus [265] will arrive to attack you.
Tue, 28th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 69 people from A_Leader of A_Great_Nation [558] will arrive to attack you.
Mon, 27th Jan, year 6. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon, 27th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 1,337 people from i'm of fline [1351] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Mon, 27th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 24th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[close] 47,381 hostile Protestor Leader attacked and distracted 176,484 allied staff.
[close] 1,178,959 allied Biker attacked and killed 513,329 hostile staff.
[close] 938,846 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 5,223 hostile staff.
[close] 1,487 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 3,767 allied staff.
[close] 762,518 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 11,865,038 allied staff.
[close] 1,092 hostile Protestor Guru attacked and distracted 17,985 allied staff.
[close] 2,492,154 allied Yob attacked and disabled 79,919 hostile staff.
[close] 2,013,131 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 1,478,678 allied staff.
[close] 2,973 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 13,625 allied staff.
[close] 1,404,060 allied Heavy Thug attacked and killed 221,388 hostile staff.
[close] 272,894 hostile News Van attacked and distracted 9,895,203 allied staff.

Distracted: 23,450,780 friendlies distracted. 5,223 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 79,919 enemies disabled.
Dead: 734,717 enemies dead.

Fri, 24th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 1,182,015 allied Biker attacked and killed 511,231 hostile staff.
[range] 965,230 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 15,060,593 allied staff.
[range] 21,686,352 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 2,012,364 hostile staff.
[range] 895,960 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 648,028 allied staff.
[range] 4,382 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 17,578 allied staff.

Distracted: 15,726,199 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,012,364 enemies disabled.
Dead: 511,231 enemies dead.

Thu, 23rd Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 1,182,015 allied Biker attacked and killed 525,375 hostile staff.
[range] 1,187,581 hostile Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 18,484,014 allied staff.
[range] 21,686,352 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 2,034,495 hostile staff.
[range] 1,112,265 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 736,179 allied staff.
[range] 7,467 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 28,036 allied staff.

Distracted: 19,248,229 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,034,495 enemies disabled.
Dead: 525,375 enemies dead.

Thu, 23rd Jan, year 6. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 4,723,811 people from Cup of Tea [860] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Wed, 22nd Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 22nd Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 7,580,283 allied staff.
[close] 4,945,028 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 12,683,634 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 12,697,693 allied staff.
[close] 355,085 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 2,459,231 allied staff.
[close] 3,923,562 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 1,419,256 allied staff.
[close] 200,000 hostile Private attacked and killed 29,165 allied staff.
[close] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked and killed 14,400 allied staff.
[close] 106,028 allied Arsonist destroyed 139,591 planted plants. [30,637] planted trees. [54,120] planted bushes. [19,353] planted flowers. [35,481] planted grass.
[close] 50,999 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 273 land. [127] tree. [112] bush. [18] flower. [16] grass.

Distracted: 7,580,283 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 12,697,693 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 16,605,686 friendlies dead.

Tue, 21st Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 27,325,375 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 14,499,880 hostile staff.
[range] 2,349,975 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 4,305,976 allied staff.
[range] 53,270 hostile Officer attacked and killed 48,110 allied staff.

Disabled: 14,499,880 enemies disabled.
Dead: 4,354,086 friendlies dead.

Tue, 21st Jan, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 27,500,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 14,332,118 hostile staff.
[range] 2,366,394 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 5,003,628 allied staff.
[range] 46,344 hostile Officer attacked and killed 42,342 allied staff.

Disabled: 14,332,118 enemies disabled.
Dead: 5,045,970 friendlies dead.

Mon, 20th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 67,500,000 employees to attack Crossroads of Twilight [1307], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Mon, 20th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon, 20th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 43,739,871 employees to attack Department of TrueJustice [628], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Mon, 20th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon, 20th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 38,450,389 employees to attack Department of TrueJustice [628], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Fri, 17th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 16th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 16th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 16th Jan, year 6. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 15th Jan, year 6. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1658]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Athlon64-FX of AMD [1658]
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 837,805 allied staff.
[close] 3,884,943 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 165,031 hostile staff.
[close] 150,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 281,358 allied staff.
[close] 256,843 hostile Shock Trooper attacked and killed 2,922,577 allied staff.
[close] 1,814,312 allied Heavy Thug attacked and killed 645,863 hostile staff.
[close] 7,814,580 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 4,827,811 allied staff.
[close] 19,574 hostile Private attacked and killed 52,482 allied staff.
[close] 81,120 hostile Officer attacked and killed 286,577 allied staff.
[close] 160,933 allied Arsonist destroyed 490,232 planted plants. [61,272] planted trees. [280,800] planted bushes. [50,880] planted flowers. [97,280] planted grass.
[close] 70,384 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 461 land. [126] tree. [290] bush. [23] flower. [22] grass.

Distracted: 837,805 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 281,358 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 8,089,447 friendlies dead. 810,894 enemies dead.

Wed, 15th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1658]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Athlon64-FX of AMD [1658]
[range] 2,408,347 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 1,395,083 allied staff.
[range] 4,447,838 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 472,423 hostile staff.
[range] 28,452,295 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 4,961,891 hostile staff.
[range] 15,958,890 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 2,940,759 hostile staff.
[range] 351,417 hostile Sniper attacked and killed 3,761,402 allied staff.
[range] 179,840 hostile Shock Trooper attacked and killed 1,538,185 allied staff.
[range] 4,469,793 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 2,993,989 allied staff.
[range] 41,862 hostile Officer attacked and killed 110,293 allied staff.

Disabled: 4,961,891 enemies disabled.
Dead: 9,798,952 friendlies dead. 3,413,182 enemies dead.

Wed, 15th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1658]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Athlon64-FX of AMD [1658]
[range] 4,500,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 1,297,045 allied staff.
[range] 4,905,004 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 11,229,412 hostile staff.
[range] 29,772,122 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 6,452,714 hostile staff.
[range] 17,252,711 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 6,971,990 hostile staff.
[range] 187,721 hostile Shock Trooper attacked and killed 950,603 allied staff.
[range] 6,333,869 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 4,885,114 allied staff.

Disabled: 6,452,714 enemies disabled.
Dead: 7,132,762 friendlies dead. 18,201,402 enemies dead.

Tue, 14th Jan, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Tue, 14th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 77,222,222 employees to attack Athlon64-FX of AMD [1658], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Mon, 13th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 11th Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 7,398,045 allied staff.
[close] 4,945,028 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 12,393,433 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 14,039,151 allied staff.
[close] 355,085 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 2,766,860 allied staff.
[close] 3,923,562 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 1,336,074 allied staff.
[close] 200,000 hostile Private attacked and killed 29,623 allied staff.
[close] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked and killed 16,283 allied staff.
[close] 63,283 allied Arsonist destroyed 232,654 planted plants. [51,062] planted trees. [90,201] planted bushes. [32,255] planted flowers. [59,136] planted grass.
[close] 35,559 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 321 land. [149] tree. [132] bush. [21] flower. [19] grass.

Distracted: 7,398,045 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 14,039,151 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 16,542,273 friendlies dead.

Sat, 11th Jan, year 6. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 29,814,628 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 15,221,480 hostile staff.
[range] 2,370,280 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 4,183,010 allied staff.
[range] 44,033 hostile Officer attacked and killed 41,055 allied staff.

Disabled: 15,221,480 enemies disabled.
Dead: 4,224,065 friendlies dead.

Sat, 11th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 30,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 15,459,583 hostile staff.
[range] 2,397,266 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 4,523,159 allied staff.
[range] 43,363 hostile Officer attacked and killed 41,392 allied staff.

Disabled: 15,459,583 enemies disabled.
Dead: 4,564,551 friendlies dead.

Sat, 11th Jan, year 6. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 10th Jan, year 6. Late morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 70,000,000 employees to attack Crossroads of Twilight [1307], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Thu, 9th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 8,057,837 allied staff.
[close] 4,945,028 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 12,831,187 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 13,518,357 allied staff.
[close] 355,085 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 4,953,710 allied staff.
[close] 3,923,562 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 3,155,020 allied staff.
[close] 200,000 hostile Private attacked and killed 57,057 allied staff.
[close] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked and killed 31,595 allied staff.
[close] 69,838 allied Arsonist destroyed 387,759 planted plants. [85,104] planted trees. [150,336] planted bushes. [53,760] planted flowers. [98,559] planted grass.
[close] 38,540 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 380 land. [176] tree. [156] bush. [25] flower. [23] grass.

Distracted: 8,057,837 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 13,518,357 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 21,028,569 friendlies dead.

Thu, 9th Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 29,838,023 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 14,800,301 hostile staff.
[range] 2,375,561 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 4,582,400 allied staff.
[range] 47,521 hostile Officer attacked and killed 46,483 allied staff.

Disabled: 14,800,301 enemies disabled.
Dead: 4,628,883 friendlies dead.

Wed, 8th Jan, year 6. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 30,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 15,371,654 hostile staff.
[range] 2,343,166 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 4,618,354 allied staff.
[range] 48,156 hostile Officer attacked and killed 52,080 allied staff.

Disabled: 15,371,654 enemies disabled.
Dead: 4,670,434 friendlies dead.

Wed, 8th Jan, year 6. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [683]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Gang of SAs [683]
[range] 9,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked and killed 1 allied staff.

Dead: 1 friendlies dead.

Tue, 7th Jan, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 80,000,000 employees to attack Crossroads of Twilight [1307], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Tue, 7th Jan, year 6. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1 employees to attack Gang of SAs [683], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Thu, 2nd Jan, year 6. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
New Years Day, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
New Years Day, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
New Years Day, year 6. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon, 30th Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [2005]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending The_Year of Yiyou [2005]
[range] 1,182,000 allied Biker attacked and killed 1 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 1 hostile staff.

Dead: 2 enemies dead.

Sun, 29th Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 29th Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 2 people from ThePrince of Darkness [214] will arrive to attack you.
Christmas Day, year 5. Middle of the night Fat Man!
A large, jolly looking fat man in a filthy red suit and smelling of stale beer came staggering through your office. He sat on a chair, patted his lap, leered at you and said 'Wannanana... wanna come an' an' an... 'ave a sit on santies knee?'. He then got up, flicked the end of a cigarette at you, and staggered back out, singing something like 'You're going home in the back of an aaaambulance! You're going home in the back of an ambulaaaance!'. What a pleasant, happy fellow...
Sun, 22nd Dec, year 5. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 8,240,461 allied staff.
[close] 4,945,028 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 13,130,131 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 13,031,491 allied staff.
[close] 355,085 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 5,655,335 allied staff.
[close] 3,923,562 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 2,832,416 allied staff.
[close] 200,000 hostile Private attacked and killed 40,393 allied staff.
[close] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked and killed 24,834 allied staff.
[close] 35,984 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 442 land. [206] tree. [182] bush. [28] flower. [26] grass.

Distracted: 8,240,461 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 13,031,491 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 21,683,109 friendlies dead.

Sun, 22nd Dec, year 5. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 24,853,716 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 13,723,306 hostile staff.
[range] 2,530,013 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 5,556,726 allied staff.
[range] 50,712 hostile Officer attacked and killed 51,772 allied staff.

Disabled: 13,723,306 enemies disabled.
Dead: 5,608,498 friendlies dead.

Sun, 22nd Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [1307]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Crossroads of Twilight [1307]
[range] 25,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 13,636,349 hostile staff.
[range] 2,552,210 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 5,911,362 allied staff.
[range] 50,773 hostile Officer attacked and killed 54,442 allied staff.

Disabled: 13,636,349 enemies disabled.
Dead: 5,965,804 friendlies dead.

Sat, 21st Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 75,000,000 employees to attack Crossroads of Twilight [1307], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Fri, 20th Dec, year 5. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 20th Dec, year 5. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [2212]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking boiboi of hillspot [2212]
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 1,608,153 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 969,635 hostile staff.
[close] 4,938,739 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 6,667,524 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 2,974,907 allied staff.
[close] 123,952 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 711,937 allied staff.
[close] 627,992 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 4,334,406 allied staff.
[close] 41,066 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 296 land. [195] tree. [98] bush. [2] flower. [1] grass.

Distracted: 1,608,153 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,974,907 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 11,713,867 friendlies dead. 969,635 enemies dead.

Thu, 19th Dec, year 5. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [2212]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking boiboi of hillspot [2212]
[range] 5,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 3,881,008 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 8,307,611 hostile staff.
[range] 12,500,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 963,333 hostile staff.

Disabled: 8,307,611 enemies disabled.
Dead: 4,844,341 enemies dead.

Thu, 19th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [2212]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking boiboi of hillspot [2212]
[range] 5,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 26,907,382 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 12,358,738 hostile staff.
[range] 12,500,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 6,457,960 hostile staff.

Disabled: 12,358,738 enemies disabled.
Dead: 33,365,342 enemies dead.

Wed, 18th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 35,000,000 employees to attack boiboi of hillspot [2212], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Mon, 16th Dec, year 5. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon, 16th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 15th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [505]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Fingolfin of Noldor [505]
[close] 4,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 7,333,375 allied staff.
[close] 4,874,036 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 668,974 hostile staff.
[close] 3,829,038 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 7,293,973 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 5,515,840 allied staff.
[close] 113,124 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 609,610 allied staff.
[close] 120,761 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 1,486,653 allied staff.
[close] 702,748 hostile Private attacked and killed 1,308,366 allied staff.
[close] 42,608 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 452 land. [227] tree. [161] bush. [38] flower. [26] grass.

Distracted: 7,333,375 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 5,515,840 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 10,698,602 friendlies dead. 668,974 enemies dead.

Sun, 15th Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [505]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Fingolfin of Noldor [505]
[range] 4,874,036 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 934,670 hostile staff.
[range] 19,898,607 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 6,425,074 hostile staff.
[range] 14,715,934 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 1,615,681 hostile staff.

Disabled: 6,425,074 enemies disabled.
Dead: 2,550,351 enemies dead.

Sun, 15th Dec, year 5. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [505]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Fingolfin of Noldor [505]
[range] 5,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 14,741,702 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 8,559,964 hostile staff.
[range] 228,102 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 496,666 allied staff.
[range] 14,882,774 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 5,773,303 hostile staff.
[range] 123,649 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 241,460 allied staff.

Disabled: 8,559,964 enemies disabled.
Dead: 738,126 friendlies dead. 20,515,005 enemies dead.

Sat, 14th Dec, year 5. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 45,000,000 employees to attack Fingolfin of Noldor [505], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Thu, 12th Dec, year 5. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [2078]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking words of agony [2078]
[close] 659,950 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 919,338 allied staff.
[close] 5,489,670 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 689,431 hostile staff.
[close] 2,841,618 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 4,069,796 allied staff.
[close] 111,078 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 573,240 allied staff.
[close] 237,732 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 2,885,688 allied staff.
[close] 84,279 allied Arsonist destroyed 432,024 planted plants. [111,528] planted trees. [184,176] planted bushes. [51,200] planted flowers. [85,120] planted grass.
[close] 43,831 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 461 land. [229] tree. [190] bush. [23] flower. [19] grass.

Distracted: 919,338 friendlies distracted.
Dead: 7,528,724 friendlies dead. 689,431 enemies dead.

Thu, 12th Dec, year 5. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [2078]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking words of agony [2078]
[range] 5,489,670 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 3,528,057 hostile staff.
[range] 12,630,986 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 4,026,212 hostile staff.
[range] 13,135,504 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 1,507,315 hostile staff.

Disabled: 4,026,212 enemies disabled.
Dead: 5,035,372 enemies dead.

Thu, 12th Dec, year 5. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [2078]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking words of agony [2078]
[range] 6,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 31,802,611 hostile staff.
[range] 13,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 8,340,237 hostile staff.
[range] 879,721 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 1,204,240 allied staff.
[range] 13,647,038 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 8,352,302 hostile staff.
[range] 488,813 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 809,608 allied staff.

Disabled: 8,340,237 enemies disabled.
Dead: 2,013,848 friendlies dead. 40,154,913 enemies dead.

Wed, 11th Dec, year 5. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 11th Dec, year 5. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 24,000,000 employees to attack words of agony [2078], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 11th Dec, year 5. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed, 11th Dec, year 5. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Tue, 10th Dec, year 5. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Tue, 10th Dec, year 5. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Tue, 10th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 413,878,074 people from Phedre_no_Delaunay of Terre_d'Ange [487] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 20-25% score range.
Tue, 10th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Tue, 10th Dec, year 5. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Tue, 3rd Dec, year 5. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1623]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623]
[close] 3,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 2,430,873 allied staff.
[close] 5,850,037 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 693,572 hostile staff.
[close] 3,988,365 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 5,983,835 allied staff.
[close] 3,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 4,387,876 allied staff.
[close] 44,862 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 233,885 allied staff.
[close] 42,257 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 887,867 allied staff.
[close] 32,545 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 116,630 allied staff.
[close] 8,297 hostile Private attacked and killed 19,498 allied staff.
[close] 5,019 hostile Officer attacked and killed 15,024 allied staff.
[close] 46,031 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 361 land. [189] tree. [113] bush. [21] flower. [38] grass.

Distracted: 2,430,873 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,387,876 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 7,256,739 friendlies dead. 693,572 enemies dead.

Tue, 3rd Dec, year 5. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [1623]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623]
[range] 5,850,037 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 729,864 hostile staff.
[range] 12,288,729 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 6,541,675 hostile staff.
[range] 15,200,648 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 619,425 hostile staff.

Disabled: 6,541,675 enemies disabled.
Dead: 1,349,289 enemies dead.

Tue, 3rd Dec, year 5. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1623]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623]
[range] 6,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 13,900,956 hostile staff.
[range] 12,500,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 7,349,400 hostile staff.
[range] 911,344 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 1,412,766 allied staff.
[range] 15,200,648 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 4,134,841 hostile staff.

Disabled: 7,349,400 enemies disabled.
Dead: 1,412,766 friendlies dead. 18,035,797 enemies dead.

Mon, 2nd Dec, year 5. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 38,500,000 employees to attack MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Sun, 1st Dec, year 5. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1623]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623]
[close] 3,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 2,437,795 allied staff.
[close] 6,500,000 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 7,614,894 allied staff.
[close] 3,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 3,798,079 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 1,594,371 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 81,703 allied staff.
[close] 100,000 hostile Private attacked and killed 14,747 allied staff.
[close] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked and killed 15,501 allied staff.
[close] 286,714 allied Arsonist destroyed 485,815 planted plants. [107,640] planted trees. [130,176] planted bushes. [54,079] planted flowers. [193,920] planted grass.
[close] 78,675 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 426 land. [222] tree. [134] bush. [25] flower. [45] grass.

Distracted: 2,437,795 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 3,798,079 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 9,321,216 friendlies dead.

Sun, 1st Dec, year 5. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1623]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623]
[range] 29,990,197 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 19,337,052 hostile staff.
[range] 113,689 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 68,636 allied staff.
[range] 30,999 hostile Officer attacked and killed 15,709 allied staff.

Disabled: 19,337,052 enemies disabled.
Dead: 84,345 friendlies dead.

Sun, 1st Dec, year 5. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1623]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623]
[range] 30,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 19,388,885 hostile staff.
[range] 83,430 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 46,375 allied staff.
[range] 34,549 hostile Officer attacked and killed 18,699 allied staff.

Disabled: 19,388,885 enemies disabled.
Dead: 65,074 friendlies dead.

Sat, 30th Nov, year 5. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 40,000,000 employees to attack MrWeed of Mary-Jane-Industries [1623], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat, 30th Nov, year 5. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [303]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Petals of Flowers [303]
[range] 2,000,574 hostile F-117 attacked and killed 1 allied staff.

Dead: 1 friendlies dead.

Fri, 29th Nov, year 5. Late afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1 employees to attack Petals of Flowers [303], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Thu, 28th Nov, year 5. Evening time Battle Report - Attacking ID [1223]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking magic of thunderland [1223]
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 881,522 allied staff.
[close] 7,500,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 1,071,519 hostile staff.
[close] 1,552,519 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 3,927,279 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 14,078,243 allied staff.
[close] 237,723 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 1,250,945 allied staff.
[close] 161,094 hostile Flamethrower attacked and killed 3,120,089 allied staff.
[close] 53,418 hostile Paratrooper attacked and killed 157,875 allied staff.
[close] 19 hostile Private attacked and killed 34 allied staff.
[close] 198 hostile Officer attacked and killed 521 allied staff.
[close] 44,955 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 341 land. [278] tree. [42] bush. [9] flower. [12] grass.

Distracted: 881,522 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 14,078,243 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 8,456,743 friendlies dead. 1,071,519 enemies dead.

Thu, 28th Nov, year 5. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [1223]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking magic of thunderland [1223]
[range] 7,500,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 1,472,964 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 7,641,267 hostile staff.
[range] 17,500,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 1,124,698 hostile staff.

Disabled: 7,641,267 enemies disabled.
Dead: 2,597,662 enemies dead.

Thu, 28th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [1223]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking magic of thunderland [1223]
[range] 7,500,000 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 23,637,889 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 8,839,543 hostile staff.
[range] 17,500,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 5,493,559 hostile staff.

Disabled: 8,839,543 enemies disabled.
Dead: 29,131,448 enemies dead.

Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 57,500,000 employees to attack magic of thunderland [1223], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 47,500,000 employees to attack magic of thunderland [1223], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 55,000,000 employees to attack burbs of burbs_industries [1449], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Morning time Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed, 27th Nov, year 5. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 40,000,000 employees to attack Cookie of Monsters [1555], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Mon, 25th Nov, year 5. Evening time Battle Report - Attacking ID [557]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking The_Leader of The_Grand_Supremacy [557]
[close] 800,000 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 587,731 allied staff.
[close] 4,587,166 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 123,990 hostile staff.
[close] 600,000 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 797,797 allied staff.
[close] 109,753 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 259,686 allied staff.
[close] 48,836 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 243 land. [172] tree. [71] bush.

Distracted: 587,731 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 797,797 friendlies disabled.
Dead: 259,686 friendlies dead. 123,990 enemies dead.

Mon, 25th Nov, year 5. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [557]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking The_Leader of The_Grand_Supremacy [557]
[range] 1,611,205 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 1,310,413 allied staff.
[range] 4,606,651 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 596,292 hostile staff.
[range] 14,110,413 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 2,891,498 hostile staff.
[range] 233,743 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 213,664 allied staff.

Dead: 1,524,077 friendlies dead. 3,487,790 enemies dead.

Mon, 25th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [557]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking The_Leader of The_Grand_Supremacy [557]
[range] 6,500,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 1,970,515 allied staff.
[range] 4,821,405 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 13,538,837 hostile staff.
[range] 14,611,857 allied Terrorist Leader attacked and killed 9,293,880 hostile staff.
[range] 27,583 hostile Sniper attacked and killed 212,052 allied staff.
[range] 111,054 hostile Shock Trooper attacked and killed 616,295 allied staff.
[range] 829,551 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 711,216 allied staff.
[range] 8,690 hostile Officer attacked and killed 17,899 allied staff.

Dead: 3,527,977 friendlies dead. 22,832,717 enemies dead.

Sun, 24th Nov, year 5. Mid afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 35,000,000 employees to attack The_Leader of The_Grand_Supremacy [557], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.

Intelligence
Source Cost In Stock Amount
Drive-By £2,500 6
Fly-Over £15,000 9
Hax0r £1,000,000 114
Spy £10,000,000 26
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