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Server time: 03:51:50 GMT Takin'_Care of Business [518] Next tick: 04:00:00 GMT
  Funds: £481,012,207,274     Rank: 51     Score: 5,798,330,252     New Years Day, year 5. Early hours of the morning  
Mail [1 new]     News [38 new]      Night - Slightly cloudy
Spy report on Takin'_Care of Business [518] successful

Reported News
New Years Day, year 5. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 25,615,774 people from Winner of the_Lottery [777] will arrive to attack you.
New Years Eve, year 4. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
New Years Eve, year 4. Late evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 28,833,155 people from Shurikens of Silence [608] will arrive to attack you.
New Years Eve, year 4. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
New Years Eve, year 4. Late morning Battle Report - Defending ID [518]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Takin'_Care of Business [518]
[close] 258,332 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 517,691 hostile staff.
[close] 205,526 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 2,043,491 hostile staff.
[close] 50,621 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 529,738 hostile staff.
[close] 55,274 allied Attack Dog attacked and killed 479,250 hostile staff.
[close] 1,480,846 allied Protestor Guru attacked and distracted 3,488,205 hostile staff.
[close] 143,071 allied Yob attacked and disabled 42,078 hostile staff.
[close] 1,083,363 allied Small Droid attacked and disabled 30,890 hostile staff.

Distracted: 6,049,387 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 72,968 enemies disabled.
Dead: 1,008,988 enemies dead.

New Years Eve, year 4. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
New Years Eve, year 4. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,614,735 people from Winner of the_Lottery [777] will arrive to attack you.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [845]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Owner_Name of Company_Name [845]
[close] 589,862 hostile Hippy attacked and distracted 786,611 allied staff.
[close] 995,817 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 151,814 hostile staff.
[close] 2,106,856 allied Striker attacked and killed 5 hostile staff.
[close] 22,950,308 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 2,352,765 hostile staff.
[close] 14,194,024 allied Assassin attacked and killed 1,270,049 hostile staff.
[close] 727,944 allied Yob attacked and disabled 5,116 hostile staff.
[close] 1,538,921 allied Apache Longbow attacked and killed 55,674 hostile staff.
[close] 558,683 allied Marine attacked and killed 42,424 hostile staff.
[close] 200,585 allied Shock Trooper attacked and killed 32,647 hostile staff.
[close] 1,316 allied Humvee attacked and killed 28 hostile staff.
[close] 8,001 allied Private attacked and killed 270 hostile staff.
[close] 10,701 allied Officer attacked and killed 346 hostile staff.
[close] 256,889 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,985 land. [1,229] tree. [1,332] bush. [220] flower. [204] grass.

Distracted: 786,611 friendlies distracted. 151,814 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 5,116 enemies disabled.
Dead: 3,754,208 enemies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [518]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Takin'_Care of Business [518]
[close] 47,462 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 1 allied staff.
[close] 50,069 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,657 land. [645] tree. [814] bush. [100] flower. [98] grass.

Dead: 1 friendlies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late afternoon Battle Report - Defending ID [518]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Takin'_Care of Business [518]
[close] 69,637 allied Spike Trap attacked and killed 1,390,607 hostile staff.
[range] 47,462 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 80,895 allied staff.
[close] 470,510 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked and disabled 6,660,553 hostile staff.
[range] 10,176,384 hostile Secret Agent attacked and killed 54,021,644 allied staff.
[range] 10,325,391 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 612,872 allied staff.
[close] 281,633 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,947 land. [759] tree. [957] bush. [117] flower. [114] grass.

Disabled: 6,660,553 enemies disabled.
Dead: 54,715,411 friendlies dead. 1,390,607 enemies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [845]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Owner_Name of Company_Name [845]
[range] 10,018,231 allied RPG Trooper attacked and killed 2,082,867 hostile staff.
[range] 1,489,705 allied F-117 attacked and killed 14,490,880 hostile staff.
[range] 6,734 allied Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 4,386 hostile staff.
[range] 5,130 allied Biker attacked and killed 16,618 hostile staff.
[range] 2,106,856 allied Striker attacked and killed 121,975 hostile staff.
[range] 25,697,132 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 60,609,411 hostile staff.
[range] 18,537,264 allied Assassin attacked and killed 7,365,669 hostile staff.
[range] 2,091,785 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 571,256 hostile staff.
[range] 2,091,162 allied Sniper attacked and killed 4,290,729 hostile staff.
[range] 19,200 allied Hippy Van attacked and distracted 7,766 hostile staff.
[range] 359,368 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 367,721 hostile staff.
[range] 2,997,151 allied Ninja attacked and killed 3,274,319 hostile staff.
[range] 1,538,921 allied Apache Longbow attacked and killed 5,548,251 hostile staff.
[range] 558,683 allied Marine attacked and killed 411,769 hostile staff.
[range] 307,749 allied Shock Trooper attacked and killed 167,026 hostile staff.
[range] 202,581 allied Humvee attacked and killed 13,699 hostile staff.
[range] 10,774 allied Officer attacked and killed 1,356 hostile staff.

Distracted: 375,487 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 571,256 enemies disabled.
Dead: 98,398,955 enemies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [608]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Shurikens of Silence [608]
[close] 625,170 allied Protestor Leader attacked and distracted 673,912 hostile staff.
[close] 485,273 hostile Spike Trap attacked and killed 5,776,679 allied staff.
[close] 1,168,631 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 239,955 hostile staff.
[close] 1,600,795 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked and disabled 8,774,001 allied staff.
[close] 269,864 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 598,974 hostile staff.
[close] 74,595 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 28,780 hostile staff.
[close] 64,899 allied Attack Dog attacked and killed 37,567 hostile staff.
[close] 2,340,092 allied Protestor Guru attacked and distracted 344,239 hostile staff.
[close] 1,496,792 allied Small Droid attacked and disabled 398,606 hostile staff.
[close] 33,538 allied Hippy Van attacked and distracted 20,633 hostile staff.
[close] 816,745 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 1,168,073 hostile staff.
[close] 90,167 allied Heavy Thug attacked and killed 102,028 hostile staff.
[close] 2,802,445 hostile Cloner attacked and bribed 7,371,706 allied staff.
[close] 796,461 allied Cloner attacked and bribed 1,971,231 hostile staff.
[close] 43,545 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,038 land. [407] tree. [497] bush. [70] flower. [64] grass.

Distracted: 3,045,786 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 8,774,001 friendlies disabled. 398,606 enemies disabled.
Dead: 5,776,679 friendlies dead. 168,375 enemies dead.
Bribed: 7,371,706 friendlies bribed. 1,971,231 enemies bribed.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late morning Battle Report - Defending ID [518]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Takin'_Care of Business [518]
[range] 47,462 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 69 allied staff.
[range] 1,073 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked and killed 10,667 allied staff.
[range] 17,960 hostile Crazed Droid attacked and killed 686,888 allied staff.
[range] 287,051 hostile Automoton attacked and killed 2,232,682 allied staff.
[range] 81,175 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked and killed 6,663,452 allied staff.
[close] 90,000 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,108 land. [821] tree. [1,037] bush. [126] flower. [124] grass.

Dead: 9,593,758 friendlies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [845]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Owner_Name of Company_Name [845]
[range] 11,471,459 allied RPG Trooper attacked and killed 6,816,062 hostile staff.
[range] 1,589,974 allied F-117 attacked and killed 29,702,219 hostile staff.
[range] 6,930 allied Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 14,782 hostile staff.
[range] 5,454 allied Biker attacked and killed 18,662 hostile staff.
[range] 2,144,505 allied Striker attacked and killed 1,147,128 hostile staff.
[range] 28,065,662 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 132,933,883 hostile staff.
[range] 21,340,368 allied Assassin attacked and killed 27,842,233 hostile staff.
[range] 2,100,564 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 1,462,408 hostile staff.
[range] 309,161 hostile Harrier attacked and killed 504,871 allied staff.
[range] 392,543 allied Nutter attacked and disabled 347,899 hostile staff.
[range] 2,555,071 allied Sniper attacked and killed 16,050,097 hostile staff.
[range] 19,199 allied Hippy Van attacked and distracted 21,480 hostile staff.
[range] 359,368 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 991,436 hostile staff.
[range] 7,256,410 hostile Ranger attacked and killed 7,880,965 allied staff.
[range] 2,997,148 allied Ninja attacked and killed 9,710,434 hostile staff.
[range] 1,538,921 allied Apache Longbow attacked and killed 27,462,795 hostile staff.
[range] 951,695 allied Hypnotist attacked and bribed 16,040,432 hostile staff.
[range] 558,683 allied Marine attacked and killed 1,828,067 hostile staff.
[range] 307,746 allied Shock Trooper attacked and killed 1,876,617 hostile staff.
[range] 202,578 allied Humvee attacked and killed 220,586 hostile staff.
[range] 10,771 allied Officer attacked and killed 20,564 hostile staff.

Distracted: 1,012,916 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,810,307 enemies disabled.
Dead: 8,385,836 friendlies dead. 255,644,129 enemies dead.
Bribed: 16,040,432 enemies bribed.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [608]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Shurikens of Silence [608]
[range] 277,710 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 560,000 hostile staff.
[range] 92,987 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 35,811 hostile staff.
[range] 383,442 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 165,594 hostile staff.
[range] 34,018 allied Hippy Van attacked and distracted 21,694 hostile staff.
[range] 881,346 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 1,154,929 hostile staff.

Distracted: 1,736,623 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 165,594 enemies disabled.
Dead: 35,811 enemies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [518]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Takin'_Care of Business [518]
[range] 69 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 368 hostile staff.

Dead: 368 enemies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,000 people from The_Fat_Man of Scotland [2163] will arrive to attack you.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 10,000 people from The_Fat_Man of Scotland [2163] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 7,121,343 people from Bootstrap's of Bootstraps [928] will arrive to attack you.
Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [518]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Takin'_Care of Business [518]
[range] 69 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 358 hostile staff.

Dead: 358 enemies dead.

Sun, 30th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [608]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking Shurikens of Silence [608]
[range] 277,710 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 153,718 hostile staff.
[range] 92,987 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 7,242 hostile staff.
[range] 383,442 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 267,754 hostile staff.
[range] 34,018 allied Hippy Van attacked and distracted 37,583 hostile staff.
[range] 881,346 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 263,923 hostile staff.

Distracted: 455,224 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 267,754 enemies disabled.
Dead: 7,242 enemies dead.

Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late evening Stealth detected
A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 3 ticks, 10,129,606 currently visible. Mob sent from Roland_Deschain of Gilead [63] to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 20,100,001 people from Top_Distracter of Round_15 [19] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Late morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 4,525,748 people from Ponderings of Misadventure [1261] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 12,300,000 people from Shurikens of Silence [608] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 20,090,000 people from ICEburg of BurgNetworks [1400] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 20,030,000 people from ICEburg of BurgNetworks [1400] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 10,100,000 people from Winner of the_Lottery [777] will arrive to attack you.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 26,217,752 employees to attack Shurikens of Silence [608], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat, 29th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Outgoing forces
Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target.
Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Outgoing forces
Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target.
Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1265]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking The of Fox [1265]
[close] 100,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 696 land. [298] tree. [304] bush. [46] flower. [48] grass.

Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Late afternoon Battle Report - Attacking ID [1265]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking The of Fox [1265]
[close] 60,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 818 land. [349] tree. [358] bush. [55] flower. [56] grass.

Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Late morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1265]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking The of Fox [1265]
[close] 150,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 965 land. [412] tree. [422] bush. [65] flower. [66] grass.

Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri, 28th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1 employees to attack Owner_Name of Company_Name [845], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Late morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 62,187,937 employees to attack The of Fox [1265], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Late morning Outgoing forces
Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1 employees to attack The of Fox [1265], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 25-30% score range.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Outgoing forces
Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target.
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Proximity Alert!
A Class-4 tactical Borg Cube hailed us across all known frequencies. We were told, in a voice that sounded like a million voices; 'We are the Borg. We will add your technological and biological distinctiveness to our collective. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.'
They sounded pretty serious...
Thu, 27th Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1863]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking willy_wonka of the_choclate_factory [1863]
[close] 25,243,959 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 1,733,298 hostile staff.
[close] 5,186,053 allied Assassin attacked and killed 991,138 hostile staff.
[close] 1,187,593 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 588,978 allied staff.
[close] 37,458 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 468 land. [85] tree. [349] bush. [17] flower. [17] grass.
[close] 3,845 allied Wheelbarrower stole 2 land. [2] bush.

Dead: 588,978 friendlies dead. 2,724,436 enemies dead.

Boxing Day, year 4. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1863]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking willy_wonka of the_choclate_factory [1863]
[range] 1,660,190 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 652,533 allied staff.
[range] 26,889,210 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 10,194,107 hostile staff.
[range] 5,645,034 allied Assassin attacked and killed 1,106,331 hostile staff.
[range] 594,086 hostile Sniper attacked and killed 3,890,027 allied staff.
[range] 2,473,430 allied Ninja attacked and killed 375,171 hostile staff.
[range] 248,506 hostile Shock Trooper attacked and killed 1,303,425 allied staff.
[range] 2,818,423 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 1,364,818 allied staff.
[range] 6,092 hostile Officer attacked and killed 13,951 allied staff.

Dead: 7,224,754 friendlies dead. 11,675,609 enemies dead.

Boxing Day, year 4. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1863]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking willy_wonka of the_choclate_factory [1863]
[range] 4,451,076 hostile RPG Trooper attacked and killed 993,740 allied staff.
[range] 32,476,464 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 108,126,184 hostile staff.
[range] 7,430,861 allied Assassin attacked and killed 3,625,255 hostile staff.
[range] 5,373,530 hostile Sniper attacked and killed 21,000,806 allied staff.
[range] 2,814,327 allied Ninja attacked and killed 3,552,500 hostile staff.
[range] 1,889,181 hostile Shock Trooper attacked and killed 6,555,981 allied staff.
[range] 4,068,649 hostile Humvee attacked and killed 2,129,354 allied staff.
[range] 136,058 hostile Officer attacked and killed 172,487 allied staff.

Dead: 30,852,368 friendlies dead. 115,303,939 enemies dead.

Christmas Day, year 4. Early Evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 40,000,000 employees to attack willy_wonka of the_choclate_factory [1863], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Christmas Day, year 4. Late afternoon Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Christmas Day, year 4. Late afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 60,000,000 employees to attack out_ of control [1775], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Christmas Day, year 4. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Defending ID [274]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Sephiroth of The_Promised_Land [274]
[close] 954,570 allied Protestor Leader attacked and distracted 675,576 hostile staff.
[close] 586,160 allied Psychopathic Android attacked and killed 272,063 hostile staff.
[close] 1,850,104 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 250,509 hostile staff.
[close] 74,981 allied Violent Demonstrator attacked and killed 31,267 hostile staff.
[close] 143,140 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 172,137 hostile staff.
[close] 1,520,154 allied Terrorist attacked and killed 380,461 hostile staff.
[close] 314,595 allied Protestor Guru attacked and distracted 45,695 hostile staff.
[close] 542,407 hostile Yob attacked and disabled 948,022 allied staff.
[close] 3,692,596 allied Small Droid attacked and disabled 518,257 hostile staff.
[close] 19,367,166 hostile Small Droid attacked and disabled 13,800,728 allied staff.
[close] 245,949 allied Hippy Van attacked and distracted 83,021 hostile staff.
[close] 784,326 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 98,645 hostile staff.
[close] 76,916 allied Jeep attacked and killed 6,762 hostile staff.
[close] 1,503,054 allied Cloner attacked and bribed 1,703,263 hostile staff.
[close] 397,363 allied Recruitment Officer attacked and bribed 236,187 hostile staff.

Distracted: 1,325,583 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 14,748,750 friendlies disabled. 518,257 enemies disabled.
Dead: 690,553 enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,939,450 enemies bribed.

Christmas Day, year 4. Middle of the night Battle Report - Defending ID [274]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Sephiroth of The_Promised_Land [274]
[range] 649,625 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 229,811 hostile staff.
[range] 881,346 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 643,227 hostile staff.
[range] 1,408,109 allied Hypnotist attacked and bribed 1,098,517 hostile staff.
[range] 80,873 allied Jeep attacked and killed 29,212 hostile staff.
[range] 654,421 hostile Cyborg Soldier attacked and killed 919,410 allied staff.

Distracted: 643,227 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 229,811 enemies disabled.
Dead: 919,410 friendlies dead. 29,212 enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,098,517 enemies bribed.

Christmas Day, year 4. Middle of the night Santas Sleigh
Santa must have paid us a visit. The milk, cookies and carrot we left out were all gone, and the stockings we had hanging by the fireplace contained a lump of coal.
Christmas Eve, year 4. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [274]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Sephiroth of The_Promised_Land [274]
[range] 709,049 allied Hooligan attacked and disabled 241,974 hostile staff.
[range] 881,346 allied Loudspeaker Protestor attacked and distracted 623,123 hostile staff.
[range] 1,600,000 allied Hypnotist attacked and bribed 1,239,965 hostile staff.
[range] 82,214 allied Jeep attacked and killed 28,911 hostile staff.
[range] 732,462 hostile Cyborg Soldier attacked and killed 1,256,921 allied staff.

Distracted: 623,123 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 241,974 enemies disabled.
Dead: 1,256,921 friendlies dead. 28,911 enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,239,965 enemies bribed.

Christmas Eve, year 4. Early hours of the morning Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 5,458,450 employees to defend Sephiroth of The_Promised_Land [274], they are set to arrive in 3 ticks.
Christmas Eve, year 4. Early hours of the morning Battle Report - Attacking ID [1155]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking dude of all-dudes [1155]
[close] 186,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 576 land. [217] tree. [328] bush. [17] flower. [14] grass.
[close] 15,000 allied Wheelbarrower stole 2 land. [1] tree. [1] bush.

Christmas Eve, year 4. Middle of the night Battle Report - Attacking ID [1155]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking dude of all-dudes [1155]
There was a lot of shouting, jeering and finger-raising, but generally not a lot happened.

Sun, 23rd Dec, year 4. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sun, 23rd Dec, year 4. Late evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1155]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking dude of all-dudes [1155]
[range] 30,664,665 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 3,830,549 hostile staff.
[range] 17,819,287 allied Assassin attacked and killed 669,451 hostile staff.

Dead: 4,500,000 enemies dead.

Sun, 23rd Dec, year 4. Late evening Battle Report - Defending ID [771]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Scent of Lust [771]
[close] 10,621 allied Protestor Leader attacked and distracted 6,135 hostile staff.
[close] 754,357 allied Hippy attacked and distracted 340,981 hostile staff.
[close] 51,159 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked and disabled 104,854 hostile staff.
[close] 277,710 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 29,867 hostile staff.

Distracted: 376,983 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 104,854 enemies disabled.

Sun, 23rd Dec, year 4. Early Evening Battle Report - Defending ID [771]
Defenders Battle Report - Defending Scent of Lust [771]
[range] 277,710 allied Political Mastermind attacked and distracted 481,836 hostile staff.
[range] 2,011,333 allied Secret Agent attacked and killed 535,795 hostile staff.
[range] 4,474 allied Assassin attacked and killed 28 hostile staff.

Distracted: 481,836 enemies distracted.
Dead: 535,823 enemies dead.

Sun, 23rd Dec, year 4. Late morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 104,797,215 employees to attack dude of all-dudes [1155], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 104,838,868 employees to attack dude of all-dudes [1155], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late evening Outgoing forces
Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Early Evening Battle Report - Attacking ID [1155]
Attackers Battle Report - Attacking dude of all-dudes [1155]
[range] 10,899,957 hostile Assassin attacked and killed 1 allied staff.

Dead: 1 friendlies dead.

Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late afternoon Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 2,818,612 employees to defend Scent of Lust [771], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 1 employees to attack dude of all-dudes [1155], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Late morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 5,000,000 employees to defend The_Battle of Hastings [1066], they are set to arrive in 7 ticks.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat, 22nd Dec, year 4. Middle of the night Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 5,000,000 employees to defend The_Battle of Hastings [1066], they are set to arrive in 7 ticks.
Fri, 21st Dec, year 4. Early hours of the morning