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Spy report on Living-a-Life of Illusions [555] successful
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A large, jolly looking fat man in a filthy red suit and smelling of stale beer came staggering through your office. He sat on a chair, patted his lap, leered at you and said 'Wannanana... wanna come an' an' an... 'ave a sit on santies knee?'. He then got up, flicked the end of a cigarette at you, and staggered back out, singing something like 'Ooooh I'm big, I'm round, my arse is on the ground... Santie Claaaaus... Saaaantie Claaaaaaaus!'. What a pleasant, happy fellow... |
[close] 1,110,368 hostile Protestor Leader attacked and distracted 2,506,675 allied staff.
[close] 2,879,687 allied White Knight slayed 327,630 hostile staff.
[close] 915,729 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,377,541 allied staff.
[close] 6,883 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 9 land. [3] tree. [5] bush. [1] flower.
Distracted: 3,884,216 friendlies distracted.
Died: 327,630 enemies dead. |
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[range] 3,742,327 allied White Wizard cast fireballs, killing 524,390 hostile staff.
[range] 999,264 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,542,777 allied staff.
Distracted: 1,542,777 friendlies distracted.
Died: 524,390 enemies dead. |
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[range] 3,740,577 allied White Wizard cast fireballs, killing 1,052,555 hostile staff.
[range] 1,088,272 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,800,912 allied staff.
Distracted: 1,800,912 friendlies distracted.
Died: 1,052,555 enemies dead. |
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News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 6,595,841 people from B 5 of The Bots [1666] will arrive to attack you. |
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[close] 851,422 hostile Protestor Leader attacked and distracted 1,822,860 allied staff.
[close] 648,729 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 2,124,398 allied staff.
[close] 1,316,205 allied White Knight slayed 141,723 hostile staff.
[close] 309,400 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,155,903 allied staff.
[close] 12,558 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 11 land. [4] tree. [6] bush. [1] flower.
Distracted: 6,103,161 friendlies distracted.
Died: 141,723 enemies dead. |
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[range] 3,537,577 allied White Wizard cast fireballs, killing 1,369,937 hostile staff.
[range] 648,729 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 2,140,338 allied staff.
[range] 322,443 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,377,153 allied staff.
Distracted: 4,517,491 friendlies distracted.
Died: 1,369,937 enemies dead. |
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[range] 3,535,827 allied White Wizard cast fireballs, killing 2,106,775 hostile staff.
[range] 658,796 hostile Hippy Van attacked and distracted 2,168,801 allied staff.
[range] 343,849 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,526,988 allied staff.
Distracted: 4,695,789 friendlies distracted.
Died: 2,106,775 enemies dead. |
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News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 8,867,202 people from B 14 of The Bots [1683] will arrive to attack you. |
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We were unable to get any specific data on this news. |
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