Time: 19:56:13 GMT My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455] Tick: 20:00:00 GMT
Funds: £500,000,000,000,343 Value: £59,339,048,574 [5] Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Morning
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Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Morning Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[close] 7,254,440 allied Biker attacked, killing 10,516 hostile staff.
[close] 446,655 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1 hostile staff.
[close] 3 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1 allied staff.

Distracted: 1 enemies distracted.
Died: 10,516 enemies dead. 1 friendlies dead.

Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Early hours Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[r/m] 50 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 5 hostile staff.
[r/m] 88,103,218 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 223,307 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,515 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,506 allied staff.
[middle] 3 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1 allied staff.

Distracted: 4,506 friendlies distracted.
Died: 223,312 enemies dead. 1 friendlies dead.

Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Early hours Government Recall
The Government recalled a defensive mob when it was decided they were no longer required.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri 28 Feb, year 6. Midnight Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[r/m] 1,421,936,282 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 962,827,961 hostile staff.
[range] 50 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 9 hostile staff.
[range] 10,515 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 649 allied staff.

Distracted: 649 friendlies distracted.
Died: 962,827,970 enemies dead.

Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 48,223,421 people from Frank_Drebin of Police_Squad [1345] will arrive to defend you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Incoming Friendlies
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 39,099,129 people from Frank_Drebin of Police_Squad [1345] will arrive to defend you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 364,997,263 employees to defend Police HQ of The Government [1], they are set to arrive in 8 ticks.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Government incoming defences
Helicopters flew in overhead, dropping lines down around our land. Figures dressed in black, faces covered with balaclavas, dropped down the lines, assault rifles strapped to their backs. We couldn't be sure how many SAS there were.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Evening Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[range] 50 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 392 hostile staff.
[range] 11,120,996 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 97,797 allied staff.

Died: 392 enemies dead. 97,797 friendlies dead.

Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Dusk Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 16,231,007 people from Blades of Steel [129] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 364,997,263 employees to defend Police HQ of The Government [1], they are set to arrive in 8 ticks.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Stealth detected
A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 2 ticks, 50,204,060 currently visible. Mob sent from HeadOfDog of TailOfLion [8822] to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Stealth detected
A stealth mob has been detected, ETA now 2 ticks, 1,000,000 currently visible. Mob sent from Base of Valkyrie [2282] to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 102,495,791 people from Julia of Knecht [8991] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 20,942,163 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 20,488,298 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 9,563,180 people from ByFarTheMostSkilled of AllBikerRushingGits [8916] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 20,488,298 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 19,697,989 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 9,563,180 people from ByFarTheMostSkilled of AllBikerRushingGits [8916] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 185,070,700 people from Defence of The_Anicients [3824] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 9,556,114 people from ByFarTheMostSkilled of AllBikerRushingGits [8916] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 16,658,704 people from Angelus of Magnus [3651] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 56,513,244 people from FrEsHHa of PrAmOoL [9725] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 75,408,072 people from Jerry of Rat [1239] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 62,000,000 people from Rui_naja of kHoN_SiAm_JiNg_jInG [5875] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 61,702,982 people from Proof of Certification [8318] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 453,865 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 111,121,801 people from Jerry of Rat [1239] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 453,865 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 264,149,559 people from Curly of MARS [6687] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 8,743,780 people from Secret_Lover of Bum_Fun_With_Zaheen [6057] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Early hours Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[range] 7,254,440 allied Biker attacked, killing 8,127,393 hostile staff.
[range] 11,529,169 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 87,820,935 allied staff.
[range] 46,751,825 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,344,873 hostile staff.
[range] 239,639 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 207,431 allied staff.
[range] 7,194,883 allied Jeep attacked, killing 2,630,715 hostile staff.

Distracted: 88,028,366 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,344,873 enemies disabled.
Died: 10,758,108 enemies dead.

Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 139,482,101 people from TongNaja of asdf_away [5529] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 269,580,919 people from Sacrifice of Magi [9342] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 354,905,229 people from God_Speech of Wrath_of_God [9510] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 354,905,228 people from God_Speech of Wrath_of_God [9510] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 16,231,007 people from Blades of Steel [129] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 290,150,432 people from Niroth of Cyborg_Gardener [5778] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 8 ticks, 207,119,973 people from Defence of The_Anicients [3824] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 34,705,548 people from Ravages of Time [2988] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 176,330 people from Constructor of Causality [268] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 27 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 26 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 26 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 26 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 26 Feb, year 6. Dusk Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 21,647,585 people from I_Like_Plenty of f_Green_Peas [2902] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Wed 26 Feb, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 26 Feb, year 6. Morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 23 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sun 23 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 1 employees to defend Frank_Drebin of Police_Squad [1345], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks.
Sun 23 Feb, year 6. Morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 23 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat 22 Feb, year 6. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 4,762,412 employees to attack The_Father of Your_Children [6138], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat 22 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat 22 Feb, year 6. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 4,762,412 employees to attack The_Father of Your_Children [6138], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Thu 20 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 20 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 225,863,498 employees to attack The_fan of Decathlon [4806], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 75,863,498 employees to attack The_fan of Decathlon [4806], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed 19 Feb, year 6. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 10,000,000 employees to attack The_fan of Decathlon [4806], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Tue 18 Feb, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat 15 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Valentines Day, year 6. Midnight Stranger in the night...
A tall, dark stranger crept through your company in the middle of the night, leaving a small box of 'Dark Delight' chocolates, complete with a small black rose tied to it with a ribbon on your bedside cabinet. In the air was a faint whiff that reminded you of sitting by a hot open fire on a quiet night with the snow falling heavily outside. You found a small card note, with 'All my love. The Stranger. x' scribed artfully on it in black gothic looking lettering. You couldn't help but let out a blissful sigh of happiness.
Thu 13 Feb, year 6. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 13 Feb, year 6. Early hours Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[range] 7,305,340 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,000,000 hostile staff.
[range] 75,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 60,539,174 hostile staff.
[range] 46,823,647 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 50,752,328 hostile staff.
[range] 7,738,218 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 14,737,310 allied staff.
[range] 166,687,438 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 24,244,603 hostile staff.
[range] 7,303,371 allied Jeep attacked, killing 618,850 hostile staff.

Disabled: 50,752,328 enemies disabled.
Died: 86,402,627 enemies dead. 14,737,310 friendlies dead.

Thu 13 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 12 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 12 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 137,154,955 people from From_Out of Nowhere [2961] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Wed 12 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 12 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 12 Feb, year 6. Morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Tue 11 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon 10 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Evening Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
Battle Report - Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
[close] 4,991,694 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,827,061 allied staff.
[close] 991,449 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 4,902 land. [1,595] tree. [2,573] bush. [381] flower. [353] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Disabled: 3,827,061 friendlies disabled.

Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Dusk Attacking The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891]
Battle Report - Attacking The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891]
[close] 97 hostile Spike Trap impaled and killed 439 allied staff.
[close] 100 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 587 allied staff.
[middle] 1,311,160 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,067,966 hostile staff.
[all] 7,044 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 66,677 allied staff.
[all] 26,979,921 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 29,494,478 allied staff.
[middle] 264,981 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 289,896 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,253 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 25,377 allied staff.
[all] 17 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 88 allied staff.
[close] 1,182 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 2,382 allied staff.
[close] 19 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 124 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,255 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 18,142 allied staff.
[close] 234 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 4,240 allied staff.
[close] 872,908 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 5,723 land. [1,864] tree. [3,049] bush. [423] flower. [387] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Disabled: 3,093 friendlies disabled.
Died: 29,605,201 friendlies dead. 1,357,862 enemies dead.
Bribed: 4,240 friendlies bribed.

Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Dusk Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
Battle Report - Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
[middle] 16,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,669,947 hostile staff.

Disabled: 6,669,947 enemies disabled.

Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Attacking The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891]
Battle Report - Attacking The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891]
[range] 2,412,660 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 16,877,198 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,243 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 47,293 allied staff.
[r/m] 28,775,202 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 25,719,269 allied staff.
[middle] 33,624,871 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,051,604 hostile staff.
[range] 1,414,313 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 1,916,865 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,114 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,390 allied staff.
[r/m] 10 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 36 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,968 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 9,444 allied staff.

Disabled: 7,051,604 enemies disabled.
Died: 25,788,432 friendlies dead. 18,794,063 enemies dead.

Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
Battle Report - Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
[range] 16,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,246,831 hostile staff.

Disabled: 6,246,831 enemies disabled.

Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Morning Attacking The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891]
Battle Report - Attacking The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891]
[range] 7,352 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 47,756 allied staff.
[range] 29,924,742 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 29,272,431 allied staff.
[range] 38,065,060 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 21,482,209 hostile staff.
[range] 1,189 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 15,938 allied staff.
[range] 12 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 68 allied staff.
[range] 2,110 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 10,898 allied staff.

Disabled: 21,482,209 enemies disabled.
Died: 29,347,091 friendlies dead.

Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Midnight Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sun 9 Feb, year 6. Midnight Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 10,000,000 employees to attack Dawn of Apocalypse [780], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat 8 Feb, year 6. Afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 75,000,000 employees to attack Juventus of Serie_B [8156], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Sat 8 Feb, year 6. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 100,000,000 employees to attack The_Real_Name of Azzer_is_Richard [8891], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
Wed 5 Feb, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 2 Feb, year 6. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat 18 Jan, year 6. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 17 Jan, year 6. Midnight Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Evening Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Dusk Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Dusk Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Afternoon Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Morning Unknown
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Thu 16 Jan, year 6. Morning Unknown
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Tue 14 Jan, year 6. Morning Unknown
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Tue 14 Jan, year 6. Morning Unknown
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Tue 14 Jan, year 6. Early hours Unknown
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Tue 14 Jan, year 6. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 9 Jan, year 6. Morning Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 9 Jan, year 6. Morning Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
Battle Report - Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
[middle] 61,030,571 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,670,657 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,924,947 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,755,185 allied staff.
[middle] 17,735,481 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,580,845 allied staff.

Distracted: 10,336,030 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,670,657 enemies disabled.

Thu 9 Jan, year 6. Early hours Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
Battle Report - Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
[range] 61,030,571 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,654,548 hostile staff.
[range] 16,916,773 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,655,117 allied staff.
[range] 17,748,128 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 5,530,925 allied staff.

Distracted: 11,186,042 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,654,548 enemies disabled.

Wed 8 Jan, year 6. Evening Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 61,030,571 employees to attack Friendly_Face of Bush [5374], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Sat 28 Dec, year 5. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Christmas Day, year 5. Midnight Fat Man!
A large, jolly looking fat man in a filthy red suit and smelling of stale beer came staggering through your office. He sat on a chair, patted his lap, leered at you and said 'Wannanana... wanna come an' an' an... 'ave a sit on santies knee?'. He then got up, flicked the end of a cigarette at you, and staggered back out, singing something like 'You're going home in the back of an aaaambulance! You're going home in the back of an ambulaaaance!'. What a pleasant, happy fellow...
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Dusk Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Dusk Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
Battle Report - Defending My_Name_Makes_No of Sense [455]
[range] 75,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,000 hostile staff.

Died: 1,000 enemies dead.

Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Early hours Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Early hours Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 2 ticks, 1,000 people from Juventus of Serie_B [8156] will arrive to attack you.
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Early hours Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
Battle Report - Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
[middle] 70,701,996 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 34,094,426 hostile staff.
[middle] 52,914,306 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 9,671,425 allied staff.

Disabled: 34,094,426 enemies disabled.
Died: 9,671,425 friendlies dead.

Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon 23 Dec, year 5. Midnight Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
Battle Report - Attacking Juventus of Serie_B [8156]
[range] 70,701,996 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 20,651,327 hostile staff.

Disabled: 20,651,327 enemies disabled.

Sun 22 Dec, year 5. Dusk Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 70,701,996 employees to attack Juventus of Serie_B [8156], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Fri 20 Dec, year 5. Morning Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat 14 Dec, year 5. Midnight Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sat 14 Dec, year 5. Midnight Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Sat 14 Dec, year 5. Midnight Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
Battle Report - Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
[middle] 70,701,996 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,870,944 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,919,158 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,016,901 allied staff.
[middle] 17,780,068 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,056,769 allied staff.

Distracted: 10,073,670 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,870,944 enemies disabled.

Fri 13 Dec, year 5. Evening Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
Battle Report - Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
[range] 70,701,996 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 37,349,940 hostile staff.
[range] 16,930,922 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,960,750 allied staff.
[range] 17,737,831 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,987,907 allied staff.

Distracted: 9,948,657 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 37,349,940 enemies disabled.

Fri 13 Dec, year 5. Afternoon Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 70,701,996 employees to attack Friendly_Face of Bush [5374], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Fri 13 Dec, year 5. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Thu 12 Dec, year 5. Evening Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Thu 12 Dec, year 5. Evening Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
Battle Report - Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
[middle] 70,701,996 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,709,811 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,926,378 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,623,281 allied staff.
[middle] 17,743,165 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,995,227 allied staff.

Distracted: 11,618,508 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,709,811 enemies disabled.

Thu 12 Dec, year 5. Dusk Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
Battle Report - Attacking Friendly_Face of Bush [5374]
[range] 70,701,996 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,109,860 hostile staff.
[range] 16,915,972 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,476,272 allied staff.
[range] 17,738,451 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,898,391 allied staff.

Distracted: 10,374,663 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,109,860 enemies disabled.

Thu 12 Dec, year 5. Morning Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 70,701,996 employees to attack Friendly_Face of Bush [5374], they are set to arrive in 1 ticks.
Sun 8 Dec, year 5. Afternoon Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Sun 1 Dec, year 5. Evening Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.

Purchase Intelligence
Source Cost In Stock Amount
Drive-By £2,500 9
Fly-Over £15,000 19
Hax0r £1,000,000 7
Spy £10,000,000 8
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